super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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