Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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