I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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