I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
