All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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