How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think my mom watched the whole time
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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