but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
