Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
When are your genitals available?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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