bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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