I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
