friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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