I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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