i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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