Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You made out with two different species that night
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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