Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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