I'm lost and stupid without you.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
this boner is exhausting
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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