wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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