Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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