I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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