One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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