we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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