Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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