I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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