Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think my moral compass just broke
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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