Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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