u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Randomize
