everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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