She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I need help removing her.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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