i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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