Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
