Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
How naked do you want me to be?
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