it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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