The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
