You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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