Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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