well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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