K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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