filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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