You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
