His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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