This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
