You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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