after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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