...so i touched it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
