My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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