tonight lets celebrate not being married
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
