belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Plan B is the new Plan A
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The power of my boobs compel you
Randomize
