I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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