You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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