never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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