Dual....:-)
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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