well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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