we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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