So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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